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Saturday, June 4, 2011

How to Make an Oven: Bronze Age Edition

I'm living in West Virginia now, but since this is my weekend with a good, strong internet connection (I'm at my grandparent's house in Lynchburg, VA) I thought I'd catch up on some photoblogging that I had meant to do before departing for the rural reaches that will be my home for most of the summer.

In the last year I've gotten into a mild habit of killing, cleaning and then BBQ'ing farm animals.  Since I got some good pictures of the process this year, I thought I'd make a little step by step.  The basic idea here is that you're starting a large fire over some rocks, and letting all that energy from the fire become embedded in the stone.  Then, you put the fire out and let the heat slowly escape from the rocks and roast your meat.

Step 1: Gather the Basics
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Here we see a bunch of flat rocks from a local creek bed, firewood, burlap, a spool of wire.  What's missing from the picture is a shovel, aluminum, and of course newspaper and some matches.  And the meat you plan to cook.

Step 2: Dig a Hole
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Self explanatory.  Notice the kindling that we've started to gather on the right side of our hole.  Keep the excavated dirt handy - you're going to need a bunch of it later.

Step 3: Line the Hole with Rocks
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It's best to get your biggest, flattest rocks on the bottom of the hole.  This makes a nice simple shelf for your meat and coals to sit on later.  Also, heat rises of course and so the more of the mass to be heated you can place at the bottom the better.

Step 4: Start a Massive Fire in the Hole
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One thing I've learned from doing this is that you only get one chance to build your fire, so build it as big as you reasonably can.  If you build a fire, and realize halfway through that it's not going to give you enough coals you can't easily change your course by throwing more logs on.  As the new logs finally burn down to hot embers the coals from the first round will already be turning to ash.  Go big the first time, and if you're cooking meat with enough fat in it you have little to worry about.

Step 5: Prepare Your Meat
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In the photo above you can see two lamb shoulders and 4 lamb necks wrapped first in aluminum foil, and then in wet burlap.  It's important to make sure the meat is well-wrapped, but don't go overboard as you can shield the meat from getting the fullest roast possible (the kind that makes the meat fall off the bone).  Again, if you've built a massive fire (see above) you shouldn't have to worry about not cooking the meat fully.

Step 6: Dig Out the Coals and Place the Meat
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Have a bucket handy into which you shovel as much of the coals as possible.  A wheelbarrow also works, or a big metal pot.  Then lovingly place the meat you will be cooking into your primitive stone oven (notice that it's pretty impossible to get all the coals out, and being that precise doesn't matter in backyard BBQ'ing).

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Step 7: Bury the Meat
A) Pour the coals back in . . .
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B) Push all your rocks in on top . . .
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C) Make your well-dressed friends put the dirt back on . . . (note Ethan's loafer top left)
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Step 8: Unwrap and Enjoy
Unfortunately, I seem to have stopped taking pictures once the lamb was in the ground.

Using this method, a full lamb takes seven hours to cook.  For the two lamb shoulders and the 4 lamb necks I did it for half as long, pulling the pieces out after three and a half hours.  I suggest using wire cutters to get into your succulent and still-wrapped meat, and doing the unwrapping outside.  It will end up dropping ash, charred burlap and dirt all over the place.

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(photo from last year)


Any questions?  Mr.Schewel(at)gmail(dot)com

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Tsar or Czar

I can't resist stealing from the Huffington Post, these photos are too good. Taken by Sergei Mikhailovich Prokudin-Gorskii between 1909 and 1915 they document the Russian Empire.


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Is it kinda toy to just jack photos from the Huffington Post? I don't think so.


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Thursday, November 18, 2010

I'm So December 19th Right Now

There's a few more weeks of hard work to go, but I'm already thinking of cheesesteaks and the Wissahickon Valley. I kind of, you know, wanna go home.

I'm really glad to be driving home . . .

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Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Tent Variance

On a completely unrelated note, here is an aerial shot of that time when Muammar el-Qaddafi was attending the United Nations Summit, and tried to rent Donal Trump's estate in Upstate New York but was banned by the Westchester County town of Bedford, NY.


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Making Love to the Camera

I use Google Maps to locate destinations like most people. Sometimes I have been so bold (bored?) as to use Google Streetview to undertake some digital tourism of places I'll probably never visit, such as this urban park in Bangkok, Thailand. What can I say? I found a tourist map of Bangkok in a pile of freebies on a stoop in Brooklyn, and being drawn to this enormous green gem on the map I decided to take a "drive" around.

Google Streetview was launched on May 25th, 2007 and since then has come to document the streets and sidewalks of many cities around the globe. I've seen all kinds of weird shots of street life before, but now Jon Rafman has created a Tumblr account displaying what have got to be some of the weirdest vignettes of all time.

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Sunday, November 14, 2010

There Are No Cats in America

I'm prone to polemic and addicted to politics, so in creating a blog I wanted to avoid political commentary. There are other people out there for that, and they do it much better.

I present you this Glenn Beck video as spectacle, and spectacle alone. Whatever you think of this man's agenda, there can be no doubt that he is an amazing performer. Below the video I've pulled out some of the more stunning and vapid quotes.


"I'm not doing this to scare you, I'm doing this to break your mind apart."

"I don't know how the laws of economic physics break down at our shores. They don't!"

"It got to be so bad, that if you actually tried to leave the Empire of Rome, they would kill you."

I picked the quotes that we can laugh at together. I don't have time to pull out the quotes that are filled with deeply coded hate and fascistic political dog whistles.

Much has already been written about the blatant and classic antisemitism that Beck is utilizing in attacking George Soros. I'll just post this screenshot of The Jew talking to the Devil from the Beck segment.

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I was Fievel for Halloween. I know that there are indeed "cats in America."
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Just You Try Not to Cry


I dare you.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Lice Motel

Found a cool new hat on the street today. Photo on 2010-11-09 at 17.40
The USS Niagara Falls was commissioned on April 29th, 1967 and served the nation until September, 1994. If you know a navy man in Michigan who lost his hat on a windy Monday get at me. HAPPY VETERANS DAY, too.

Monday, November 8, 2010

Halloween Costume, 2020

I first got into Francis and the Lights when a friend invited me to attend an intimate acoustic show he did at Joe's Pub in NYC. There's no music like melancholy music. One day he'll be famous enough that I can dress as him for Halloween.


Sunday, November 7, 2010

Release!

After maintaining a Facebook page since 2004, I have just tonight deleted my user account. It feels amazingly liberating. Now if people want to interact with me they have to program their robot butler to send me a text message or they can @ me on Twitter.


The aftershock hit me in a matter of minutes - two text messages asking me if I was serious. I don't say that to toot my own horn, but instead to comment on how integrated social activity is with that website.

What I quote next should not be taken as a value judgement of the participation of others on Facebook. I was highly involved for many years, and know what fun and happiness can come out of it, but I just don't think it's for me anymore.

"When a human being becomes a set of data on a website like Facebook, he or she is reduced. Everything shrinks. Individual character. Friendships. Language. Sensibility. In a way it’s a transcendent experience: we lose our bodies, our messy feelings, our desires, our fears."
- Zadie Smith
I am not so naive that I think that people who interact with me in real space don't also reduce me, as I reduce them, by dress, gender, class, mannerisms, race and geographic origin. However, if we become friends we are inherently moving out of this world of reductionism. On Facebook, I can be "friends" with someone for years and only harden their reduced understanding of who I am. Indeed were I to try to provide more and more context for a comment or post I just made the value and interest in that post would fall of a cliff. No thanks.

Oh, and if you would like to make value judgements on current users of Facebook please follow this link.

And this shit is just creepy:

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Need Some Sunshine?

I made a map of Philadelphia, for anyone thinking of visiting. It's incredibly personal, and I only present it as such: "this is my favorite stuff in my hometown." Get at me if you're headed there and you have any questions.


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From Here, the Future Looks Bright

Regents of the University of Michigan

Doing some bike exploring in the sterile, steely Martian landscape of the University of Michigan Research Campus.

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Friday, October 22, 2010

"I am a pick-up truck. I am America"

The title and relevant line is at 1:30 in the new Das Racist video.

You know how I feel about America, and what I think pick-up trucks represent.




Musically I can't give much love to Das Racist, but the social commentary and racial humor throughout their songs is definitely always on point.

"The white man can't even go outside, he gets a disease. I'm talking about how white people can't even go outside without getting a disease."

Monday, October 4, 2010

Friday, October 1, 2010

I'm so TGIF





The chicken traditionally falls off the bone

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This past summer I helped move my grandparents out of their house into a new place on the grounds of an assisted living facility. Helping them pack up, I got to take some awesome family heirlooms with me. This cast-iron, porcelain coated braising pot was my grandmother's (she's still alive, but she gave me the pot). She writes this about the pot: "In about the 1960's those heavy enamal covered pans got very popular. I used that one a lot for parties for you mom and your uncles' friends . . . spaghetti, casserole dishes, etc. I used it a lot at one time particularly for informal and outdoor gatherings." This was the first time it's been used in awhile. Those are teeny potatoes provided by Trader Joe's for $1.99.


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Thursday, September 23, 2010

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"I'm the warden. Welcome to Super Jail"

Sometimes I don't actually get Adult Swim shows enough to warrant sitting through one. I feel very differently about Super Jail.


[it's like Bruce Bickford, R. Crumb and Todd McFarlane all rolled into one]

I watched the sun set in NYC today, from Michigan

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Geographic projections are like taking the curved peel of an orange and pushing it against a flat pane of glass.

Zombie Lord Fauntleroy


Zombie skin infection has spread throughout NYC.